A question I get asked a lot is "How do I get my video on My Damn Channel?"

Today's answer is: Go to PitchCon in Los Angeles!

At PitchCon you can pitch your show ideas to over 50 top level agents, broadcast, cable, digital and studio development executives.

AND one PitchCon attendee who submits their video will be featured on My Damn Channel!

So go to PitchCon, submit a video and get valuable tips from and exclusive access to top-level decision makers (like our very own Director of Content, Jesse Cowell)!

Hurry! The deadline is June 1st!

Congratulations, Bree Essrig!

YOU entered King Of The Web!

YOU placed in the Top 10!

YOU are going to fly to NYC to be on My Damn Channel LIVE!

Congrats, YOU! Can't wait to meet YOU! YOU did such a good job! WE can probably stop typing certain words in CAPS now!

Today on My Damn Channel LIVE, Grace's special guest is her very good IRL friend, Mamrie Hart!

Mamrie does the web series You Deserve A Drink, which Grace shoots and edits! So talented, that one.

Mamrie will also star in one of our upcoming series, Sing-A-Gram!

Make sure you tune in to watch Grace and her very good IRL friend Mamrie today at 4pm ET! It'll be just like YOU'RE there and Grace and Mamrie are YOUR very good IRL friends! Except you're being kept behind a glass wall. Because you might be a little cray.

Good times!

Reality bites, huh, you guys? Well not for Mark Malkoff; he got to sleep at Lisa Loeb's house. We know Lisa Loeb: she wrote that song that was in that movie Reality Bites. It was so nice of her to let Mark STAY over at her place! See what I did there? 'Cause that's the name of that popular song! I'm sure it's on her Best Of album, which would be a great gift! (Did you see what I did THERE?!)

Dear Steve Rannazzsi:

Everyone in the My Damn Channel office keeps telling me that I should watch FX's The League. I keep saying I don't play Fantasy Football. They keep insisting that it doesn't matter; that I will enjoy your show because I like laughing and The League makes everyone laugh. And at first I was resistant to the idea, but then I thought about how much I enjoy watching you in Daddy Knows Best, and how much that show makes me laugh, and so I thought, okay, sure, I'll watch The League. I also figured it might help me learn definitively how many N's and Z's are in your name since I knew I would be writing this post today. For the record: there are a LOT of N's and Z's in your name. Hope Beth asks you about that today when you're on My Damn Channel LIVE. That and what you think about babies in strip clubs.

29 days.
239 films.
1 Jason London.

Mark's Netflix Challenge is almost over. You probably thought this sounded like the easiest challenge in the world. But imagine being stuck at home and being forced to watch TV against your will. And sometimes you had to watch movies that everyone agreed were pretty bad. Maybe one day you just want to switch over to American Idol, but you CAN'T because you promised yourself you'd watch only movies all month! Can you imagine sacrificing your Jennifer Lopez viewing hour???

Mark is documenting his journey and will put it all into a video coming soon! Until then, we hope that you get a good dose of the outdoors very soon, Mark, and that you stay away from staring at screens for at LEAST a whole day.

"Sh*t My Dad Says" may have been the first Twitter account you followed that didn't belong to a celebrity, your boss, a newspaper, or Taco Bell. And as you read it and laughed you thought: "Wow, this Twitter thing may be useful after all."

But did you know that the man behind "Sh*t My Dad Says" isn't a cranky old man after all, but the cranky old man's son? And he's our guest today on My Damn Channel LIVE! After chronicling his dad's best one-liners, Justin Halpern got engaged and his dad definitely had some words of wisdom for him. So Justin did a great service to the world and put his dad's cantankerous advice into a new book called I Suck At Girls.

Thank you, Justin, for sharing your dad's voice with the world! I keep trying to get my mom to say things like your dad so that I can start a popular twitter feed and get a book deal that turns into a TV show starring William Shatner, but it's just not working so far. Get on it, mom! Be more entertaining so I can have a succesful career! Uh, please?